BreakDown: Music in HER iPod

A girl can be classified as anything from the music that's on her iPod. Any type of music is not played by everybody. Music also reflects your lifestyle. Don't believe me? Here's some shit I have in store for you..





Trap Muzik (2 Chainz, Waka Flocka, Young Jeezy, Future, etc.)
I would like to start off by saying that no woman should know 2 Chainz, Future's, or Waka Flocka's last mixtapes or even upcoming mixtapes off the top of their head. Yes, it is cute when a girl knows these artists' song's because of their current buzz on the radio/internet. It's even more attractive when they know the music because YOU showed them. That just shows interest their in you. But where we have to draw the line is knowing current Southern artist's new mixtapes or albums before most males. It's just wrong. Girls have the RnB genre. Let niggas take Trap Muzik home with them.There is no reason for a girl to go to hip hop related sites to download 2 Chainz's mixtape. She will cheat on you. It's not cute to see a girl driving by BLASTING "Grove Street Party" by Flocka in her car alone. There's no exceptions. Unless she is a stripper, this style of music should not be on her iPod. That's that shit I don't like.

Old School Story Tellers (Nas, Biggie, 2 Pac, Jay Z, Mobb Deep, etc.)
Music, back in the day, was completely different then it is now. Instead of mostly rapping about fucking bitches and getting money, music was more of a form of art. The wordplay, lyrics, and dope beat made the song. It shows a lot when a girl has this taste in music. It shows that she can listen to lyrics. That's a great quality. Most girls think of rap as "killing, robbing and money" but it reveals that these type of girls are different. Who doesn't love anyone that's different? The people who listen to this sub-genre of music are a lot more street smart. That's sexy in a female. It's a proven fact that girls who understand/like these lyrics are smarter in the real world than others who only listen to "Tonight, I'll be your Naughty Girl." Nobody wants a dumb girl in the streets/real world. Yeah, she could be book smart. But where would she be without Nas's lyrics to gain intelligence points in the street?

House/Techno (DeadMau5, DJ Blend, etc.)
These girls LOVE to party. Some pop pills, smoke weed, or drink before listening to this. House/Techno type of music cannot be listened to staying still. The head bobs and body movements show that she does have her crazy side and will be visiting DayGlow in the near future.

Soft Music (Adele, Taylor Swift,Keisha Cole, etc.)

As shitty as this music is to guys, this is one of the most essential sections in a girls iPod. These are the songs and lyrics that she's going to dedicate to you when she's scared to tell you how she really feels. These even work to your advantage after a fight/breakup. She def still cares about you as long as you see these lyrics on twitter. These are the type of songs that she will remember you by. If she remembers you from Big Sean's "Ass", your relationship wasn't shit. These songs give you more than just catchy lyrics and beat. It gives the females advice. Not only it's free advice, it's great advice. When Adele isn't telling you that she's "Lost without youuuuuuuuu", she's usually spending time in helping girls cope with break ups. A lot of people all other the world suffer from break ups. This is when Adele, Taylor Swift, Drake's Take Care album comes in place. Girls usually fall back to these songs after a breakup because of the realness the artists portray. It shows that they are not alone.

Upcoming Artists (ASAP Rocky, Tyler the Creator, J. Cole, Vado, etc.)
This is so dope. Personally, I find this attractive. I find it cute when a girl goes out there way and actually gives a chance to new artists that are just starting to get buzz around radios and the internet. It shows that she isn't close minded. Once again, she is not like other girls because most would pay no mind to them.

Party Music (Dembow, DJ Scuff, DJ Lobo)

At the end of the day, we can all agree on saying a party isn't poppin' without this type of music. However, if she has this as her favorite, it can mean a couple things. She LOVES to dance to it with other niggas, or she grew up in a very music based family. Depending on the amount that she has, is going to tell you a lot. The more she has, shows her dancing experience. If she can dance, she can fuck. It's that simple. This also has a downside. Dembow is party music. If she has a lot of party experience you should keep her on a leash, she might end up bent over grinding while a nigga is leaning over her shoulder... if you catch my drift.

Hoe Music (Nicki Minaj, Nicki, Barbie, etc.)

RED FLAG! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. Nicki Minaj is hands down the biggest bird in the history of the universe. Having a girl listening to this shit is just brain washing her to be a "Stupid Hoe" like her recent single. This is where you draw the line. Her taste in music only shows that she is a hoe. No girl should proudly have Pink Friday on her iPod. Unless it's a song like "Moment for Life" when she's not deliberately acting like a fool and Drake is there to back her up, it's not okay. But if she does fall victim into having these hoe songs, take your girls iPod, break it, and chuck up the deuces to her.

Ratchet Music (Meek Mill)

Meek Mill has a style of music where it can make your inner ratchetness appear. "I'm a Boss" "Rollin" "House Party" are some songs in which this effect comes to play. The Meek Mill effect should not happen all the time with wifey. It shows no respect for herself. Nobody wants their girl to scream out "I tell her meet me in the bathroom, I fuck her while the water runnin" because 9/10 times she will not let you perform these maneuvers on you. It's these type of songs that make you want to twerk. I would not want this feature on any girl. God Bless the guys that deal with this.

Caution

Here is a list of songs/verses/lyrics that should make you look at your girl more carefully if she sings along to it:

• Suck It or Not - Cam'ron ft. Lil Wayne
• Plies' verse in Lose My Mind Remix
• The random nigga's verse in "Beat the Pussy Up" with 50 Cent.
• "Chains and whips excite me"
• Loosen Up My Buttons - Pussycat Dolls
• Wetter - Danity Kane
• Candy Shop - 50 Cent
• Round of Applause ft. Drake - Waka Focka
• Salt Shaker - Ying Yang Twins
• Wait (Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins
• Freek-A-Leek - Petey Pablo