Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Never Trust A Bitch With 1,000 Followers

 

While you're there thinking "These thirsty niggas ain't fuckin' wit my girl, she too hollywood for that," she's reading everyone of those #ThirstMessages on her alone time. 30% of those 1,000 followers are sliding into that bitches DM's like they're trying to steal 2nd base in the world series. They slide into that shit so quick that she won't even know how to react to it and next thing you know she's going to be waking up to #HeyBoo's and all her favorite emoji's that are making HER day. Only leaving her nigga sitting there and be sad all day long. 

If your current wifey accepted these niggas request knowing they haven't quenched their thirst for other hoes, then something's wrong. 1,000 followers on Twitter, thousands of FB friends, and 1,000 followers on IG can only  mean one thing. It's like a desert full of niggas. Everyones gonna be thirsty. You see she has a boyfriend, you think that gonna stop niggas from hitting that DM? You think these niggas do not know there are other niggas trying to pipe? It's all a competition. To see who can win the battle. The 1 on 1,000 battle to see who's going to bag this chick with a thousand followers. Do girls know how much credit and reputation a nigga gets if they steal someone else girl? Especially if she's fake famous. That's equivalent to a gang banger clapping up and robbing 5 niggas from another gang and getting away with it. It's worth a try.

Every relationship has problems no matter who you are. Its not even fair when you fight and your girl has PLENTY of cactus ass niggas in her DM complementing her looks. If one day YOU slip up, she'll answer one of those "Your the prettiest girl I ever seen" type of niggas and right there your career is over. He gon' tell all of his people that she actually responded and your going to sit there and just cry. Whenever she's sad she's going to scroll down her DM's like it's a timeline and smile. She's going to smile like she has never smiled before. Because of whom you may ask? It is because of ANOTHER nigga. Not you (the boyfriend or whatever you are to her) but someone else with a pulse. Your basically just giving the gun to the other dudes and letting him shoot your relationship down. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN.

Don't think she won't respond to it either, because unless she's famous... She has committed some type of thirst act to get those 1000+ followers in the first place. Either she's half naked in her avi, has her breasts exposed, or just follows everyone and their mother. Moral of the story, don't trust a girl with 1000 followers. They're not following her for her personality, bitch ain't Oprah. If your girl happens to fall under that category there's still hope. Try and get her back. Best advice I can give you, is throw her phone in the air and pray Twitter deletes. If this fails, just hold her tight on every hug and pray. Only time can tell.

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