Sunday, June 10, 2012

Faggotnometry (Twitter Edition)

All throughout Twitter we witness a lot of different people. Cool, Fake cool, boring, dumb, lonely, etc. Here is a list of shit GUYS shouldn't say via ANYTHING. This whole "movement" is more of a Do's and Don'ts type of shit for guys. But it still separates the men from faggots.


  • Saying "I can't".. Like "Hahaa OMG I can't"          (Real bitch trait)
  • Call niggas "assholes"
  • Tweet SorryNotSorry
  • Use "bittersweet" correctly
  • Say Nom Nom Nom
  • "RFT" a tweet
  • Retweet a tweet with a quoted style
  • Don't follow Menalie Iglesias
  • Don't follow Rihanna
  • Tweet with your phone sideways
  • Use a ;) in your tweet
  • Use a :p in your tweet
  • "That awkward moment when..."
  • Follow @iRespectFemales, @NJProblems, @DRAKE_YMCMB, @Senior12Problems, @RealChuckie 
  • Have #Swag in your Bio 
  • #Hashtag #Every #Word
  • Tweeting your phone number 
  • Putting hearts @ the end of your tweets
  • RT for an honest DM
  • Tweeting anything with #________problems
  • NF: @AnotherNigga

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