We Do It For Hoes

All For the Hoes

As cruel as it may sound, it has reached its way to being straight facts. Anything a guy does,

he does for the hoes. It's true. Where do you think your boyfriend gets his instant boost of self esteem after that haircut? Little do girls know that niggas have a chip in their body which attracts vibes from all over the town. Once he gets that shape up lined up correct, and that taper to be on point, it triggers all the hoes attention which gives that chip a GREAT vibe. A man comes out the barber shop, basement, kitchen, or living room after the cut feeling like God. Nothing could stop him. To put it in other words; 2 guys approach the same woman. Both have the same look and have the same "game." The only difference is, one just got out the barber shop and the other got one a week ago. The boost of confidence will make a drastic difference into pursuing the woman. (The haircut high only lasts about 2 days depending on the speed of hair growth (Pause). For those who aren't familiar with the haircut high, you are faggot. But I can confidently say that every man on this earth understands this theory.) The man with the fresh haircut WILL take the girl home that same night, one night her, be able to talk to all his Twitter hoes, make her cheat on her boyfriend with him, AND continue singing "We found hoes in a hoe-less place" to all his boys that next morning. While the other dude will go home hoe-less. Why? All because that Haircut High was in full effect.

New clothes? New shoes? New look? Yup, all for the bitches. It all comes down to this. You trying to look good for other niggas? Or you trynna look good for other girls? You decide. It doesn't necessarily mean you want them, it just means that your a man and not a faggot. You can even categorize yourself as a "Real Nigga" but that's besides the point. It also doesn't take away from being the best significant other that you once were, it's just all natural. For the nerds, it's like a hidden chromosome that people don't know about inside a male's body. It's human nature for guys to do things for women. It goes back to our caveman roots. Those cavemen were not buttfucki... Nevermind. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. 

Life as a guy is more like a competition. Hoes fall into this because they are one of the ways how guys compete. It's like a race. The finish line is the baddest bitch with the flags. First one to get her wins. No matter what the case is, at the end of the day, it always comes back to doing it for the females. You'll always have those close minded people saying "Nah I only do this for ME." No way that is true. Yet, it be the same type of dudes to spend everyday with their girl watching Lifetime movies and getting cheated on by their girl with a real dude. Yeah certain stuff can be done to only benefit you. But when it comes to confidence what else gives it to you better than the compliments of another sex? It's more of a lifestyle. Guys are just born that way. It should not be looked down upon.

"This cut look good on me" "These shoes are dope" "This shirt fit me good" "I need to get this creatine" all translate to "The hoes gonna LOVE me with this." Nobody realizes it, but anything us normal niggas do is too get bitches. As for the Hollywood people, they can get any girl they want cause they got crazy money. (Hoes Love Money blog coming soon"