Friday, April 13, 2012

Faggotry

Your a Faggot if..
- You sleep wit your mouth open
- Lay down in a bath tub
- Tweet from a bathtub like Rev Run
- Read the Ricky Martin book
- Your a guy and still call me Steven
- Your cell phone flips open
- You get pulled over by a cop on a horse
- You ever shot yourself in the mouth with a water gun
- You listen to Justin Beiber
- You wear open toed sandals
- You call back after SHE hung up
- Your iRespectFemales
- A song plays at a party and you the only nigga screaming "ayyyeeeeee"
- You use the "glutes" machine at the gym
- You liked Rey Mysterio as a kid
- You wear your book bag on one shoulder
- You still use the BOD cologne

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