(Not in any type of order)
Hoes are more of a breed than anything. What people don't know is that you can categorize them in many ways. Here is a list of certain types of hoes. You decide who's who.
Relationship hoe: My personal favorite because I see it A LOT. She's the type to hop from guy to guy, doing shit, then break up and tweet about how much she thinks that "he ain't shit" then go straight back to him. In her eyes, she's allowed to do anything she fantasizes about with her current boyfriend but if someone calls her a hoe, she reacts with "But we were going out." Throughout a year her relationship count does not exceed her body count. This is because she is so focused on having a relationship FIRST before letting the dude hit. No props go to these type of hoes. They're only ruining a niggas rep by making him go out wit a hoe before piping. She will usually fall into the "Don't cuff hoes" category. Most likely be the one to homie hop or "she lovin' the crew." (Yes, you are a hoe if you relationship hop.)
Party Hopping Hoe: This breed of Hoe will be seen at EVERY party. No matter who it is, cool or not, she will be there with all her friends. Even worse, she'll go alone. Nothing worse than a girl who will go to a party alone. Only means one thing. She'll get drunk every weekend and wake up every Saturday or Sunday wit Goose breathe. When this girl enters a dancing party? ALL the niggas want in on that. Usually could dance. But by the end of the night, she danced her way into every guy's lap. This is the type of hoe to tilt her head back and look at the him while grinding on a dude. Every nigga knows what that mean. Also, she be the type to get on all fours. And if it wasn't for the ratchetness, she would dance with her back on the floor and make another nigga ride her as seen on those WorldStar videos.
Love Bug Hoe: The type of hoes that are thirsty for LOVE. She will be blinded by love by like 5 different people. Then write "<3" in other niggas mentions. She be the type to give the most relationship advice yet is still single because she still is a hoe. She swear she wrote Lil Wayne's "How To Love" song. Usually annoying girls that look good and that's why niggas put up with them. She love the word "love" more than the nigga himself. Show this girl a little emotion and she's going to be wrapped around ya dick ready to make that shit throw up whenever you feel like it.
Scorned Hoe: This is top 3 dumbest level of hoe you can achieve in your teenage year. Self explanatory. In LOVE with her first love and will never get over him. Eyes full of tears every night for months and she still won't get over him. Yet, tries to seek revenge on her EX by fucking many people. She will put up the fake happy tweets all day and lose 20 followers, but deep down she is the saddest girl on that TL. Whether it be ping ponging the dude with 3 other girls, she will still love him no matter what. Only reason why I state her as a hoe is because her morals will go out the window if she see her ex with another girl. She WILL share him like he's a Kit-Kat bar. She'll fight mentally and physically for her EX. This bitch becomes friends with her ex's new girl just to try and thirst-trap this dude. She act like a real friend to this new girl but she plotting on her. She will even hang out and get real close with her ex's new girl. But leave her ex and her in her ex's new girl's room and it's over for those bed sheets.
Flirty hoe: The type to just be cool wit ANYONE. Usually laid back and can kick it with any dude in sight. Pretty in the face which is why people still interact wit her. Won't do much with you, but enough to be considered a hoe. Smart in the head, but also gives it accordingly. She won't be out in the open as others, but she will have enough to put all her fingers down while playing "Never Have I Ever." She be the one to lay low, but will be a freak in the bed. She will have her phone being blown up all day from all the plans she's receiving for the weekend/weekday. She never paid for any bud, meal, or drinks at any occasion. Not the worst type of hoe. But a hoe is a hoe.
Dirty Hoe: The worst type. These are not even a breed. It's a whole different type of species. This is the type to have you talking like the beginning of "Mercy" after the sex. At this point, she don't even care about life. All she wanna do is ride. She will have total control. Some see this as a good thing. I just see this as dirty. She will be the one to offer positions during intercourse. The type of girls that literally don't give a fuck about what people think of them. They are selective with who they fuck but still have a high body count. The type of girl that'll want you, show you that she wants you, and prove that she wants you but still get trained on in Coopers pond in the broad daylight.
The Halfway Hoe: She just confused with life. These the type of bitches that are virgins but let niggas run the Metro North on they mouth. Won't define herself as a hoe cause her body count is low but her deep throat count is double digits.
Stupid Hoe: She is just dumb as hell. Nobody want to wife just cause the decisions she made throughout her life. She doesn't know how to act. Usually is clumsy. But most of all, she still won't be cuffed. She be the one to think that being suffocated by her man's fart under the covers is cute. Nothing about her is smart. Probably the worst advice giver. The only positive is she is very well to get a long with.
Crazy Hoe: Not to fuck with. She has a rep of being insane. No girl want's to fight her which is why she does what she does. If you ever fuck with her she WILL leak those dick pics. And if another girl wants to get the nigga she fucking with at the time? She will expose her. But like I said before. What could the other girl do to this crazy hoe?
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